Lasagna

The sound that a turkey makes.

Dude did you hear about that turkey's Lasagna?

by Random_definition_er June 9, 2024

Lasan

Another name used for controversial Twitch streamer HasanAbi. Typically used by the W/L community.

Lasan is always giving bad takes and is out of touch.

by tonybassist123 December 9, 2024

lasane

A popular Italian dish consisted of flat pasta sheets, beef ragu, beschemel sauce, topped with Parmasan cheese and doesn’t believe in the silent “g”.

“I’m as useless as the “g” in lasagne.”
“Why don’t you go by “lasane” then?”

by Spopizol December 27, 2024

Lasagna Style

When, as a prank of course, you and your friends shit in someone else’s toilet and layer it like lasagna. Shit, paper, shit, paper, shit, paper and don’t flush.

We were at Trudie’s party last weekend and unloaded lasagna style in her master bathroom. We stacked it so high the lid wouldn’t close.

by Scotty Nice February 5, 2026

Lasagna

The shit Garfield eats

Garfield: “John, get me my fucking lasagna before I eat Odie instead.”

by Leonk11 February 9, 2025

Lasagna

What is made when you sleep with a girl on her period cum inside. When you see the blood and cum mixed in the folds, then you know you’ve made lasagna. Extra points if the girl’s Italian!

Dude, Becky was on her period last night but we did it anyway. I’ve never made lasagna that looked that good before.

by Penguincakemarconi October 27, 2025

Lasanghetti

noun When spaghetti gets baked and starts thinkin’ it’s lasagna. The noodles stay the same, but the attitude switch up quick. Folks call it baked spaghetti, but once it hit that oven, it got a new name. Coined by D. Robins ’cause regular spaghetti ain’t got that kind of crust.

Lasanghetti? Man, that’s spaghetti that got baked once and started charging extra.

by PastaPlug November 12, 2025