knob boy

1. On a pirate ship, a sex slave made to sit on a wooden knob to keep the rectum stretched.

2. One displaying these characteristics.

Yarrrrrr! Walk the plank, knob boy!

by stuinyerbutt February 25, 2007

door knob

A short fat cock wider than it is longer, all head no shaft!

Jenifer: Hey Sally, how'd it go with that dude last night?
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.

by Michael Nicholson August 12, 2007

Knob slobber

To deep throat so far the males balls fit in the females mouth

Hey wanna be a knob slobber?

by Nicholas Gatlin June 3, 2016

Knob poppin

A male version on tweaking

I can't believe you were knob poppin on my bussy last night David!

by MakeCakeFartsGreatAgain December 26, 2020

knob humper

A complete moron, idiot or tard. Adapted from the movie "Dodgeball" when the coach tells the team they look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob.

What in the hell have those knob humpers screwed up now?

by Irrational Idiot December 14, 2007

Cheesy knob

Where you have been having sex with someone and you don’t wash your knob for a long while then cheese starts to come out the bellend of it and grow around the bellend then it gives off a cheeeeees smell as if your eating a toasty

Cheesy knob Kevin I could almost make a cheese toasty aff that knob a urs get it washed ya smelly belly

by VXCASXV January 25, 2021

Knob Sock

Another term for condom or a rubber can also be used as an insult.

“Oh you knob sock!”

or
“I need to go buy a knob sock”

by caz321 April 22, 2019