John

A gay faggot that sucks big weewee

Yo nigga you becoming a john

by Follow @slice.and.dice.julio February 28, 2018

John

Someone one can’t get more than 10 win in fortnite.

You’re such a John at fortnite.

by Proteins May 9, 2018

John

The sweetest guy in the entire world. He can make the darkest days brighter with his smile. He's always so sweet and caring and selfless and in general, guys named John are just the best and most loved by their girlfriends.

The moment I found out he was named John, I knew he was special.

by claraowo March 11, 2018

John

So fuqin sexy, knows how to party, gets shit done, loyal , true friend.
Sexiest body in history and will make you cum in your pants

Bro he’s a John

by jdksexybeast1234 June 6, 2018

jOHn

Saying "jOHn" is a way of telling any of your friends named John "oh" while calling them at the same time.

John: do u no de wae
Someone: jOHn....that is a dead meme.

by Alola_ March 17, 2018

John

Hot, ripped as hell, nice, firm pecks, hanging girls by his earlobes, tall nice, girls wanna smash. Cool, all that good stuff.

“Like totally omg that guy’s such a John. Lol he’s so hot we should like rape him or something.”

by Bepsi “bebuz by ban” June 8, 2018

John

Syrena parham love John with all of her heart and she'll never let go of him she's deeply in love with this person.

John is the best person that you'll ever met.

by Love_. June 13, 2018