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bath job

That bath job was AWESOME
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Volcano job

When your partner gives you a blowjob after eating something spicy
Darling I would love to but I just had curry. I can give you a volcano job?.
by Doge70 April 12, 2016
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Hick job

The act of a random person at a concert giving you a hickey
Adam got a hick job from Kathy at a rager.
by Glenlolo November 20, 2014
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Lemon Job

A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.
I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.
by Jeffrey Canondorf February 27, 2011
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mason-job

a job of sorts to which one utilizes their “pleasure hand” to satisfy someone in the safety of an electrical closet
Mason: Hey guys. mason here. i’m now offering my famous “mason-jobs” 50 percent off. hmu if you down. Mason out!
Any logical person: gimme gimme
by Gregory McGraw October 31, 2023
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flesh job

Can I give you a flesh job instead? I don't want anything getting in my hair and I'm running the dishwasher in ten minutes anyway.
by Moms4Harambe July 22, 2019
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thank job

A blowjob or handjob given in appreciation of a service or gift.
I gave that slutty girl from work a ride home a couple times last week. She in-turn gave me a thank job.

The pilot had a heart attack and i had to land the plane. I got a hundred thank jobs from the passengers. I gave each one one of them a shot of you're welcome on their face.
by WarewolfKarateRobot October 22, 2009
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