jensen noone

Possibly the biggest fraud in existence, a winger who can’t pass, when plays up top can’t shoot. Worst manager in history with the artistic ability of a disabled kid. Blames players around him 24/7, time to retire?

Wow you’re such a “jensen noone” (fraud)

by Euan Haines April 22, 2024

JENSENing

The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room after partaking in the act of THE PARTY

I was at my friend's Jan's house and I ended up JENSENing for 3 hours.

by Dante's Divine June 30, 2024

JENSENing

The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room following the act of THE PARTY.

I was at my friend Jan's house, when I had to go JENSENing.

by Dante's Divine June 30, 2024

Jenson Smith

Jenson Smith is slang for calling someone a fucking neek and a dwarf.

Dude! That kids a Jenson Smith

by schmucklover July 5, 2024

jensnack

Jensnack is a name to call Jennifer when she is acting particularly a fool. Jensnack always takes it to the next level and is a very sly little guy. Jensnack is ONLY for when Jenny is acting up . All other use is prohibited.

“ jensnack please stop it we’re gonna get kicked out”
“Get jensnack on her ass”

by Jensnackfan January 25, 2025

Jensen Ackles

Danneel and Misha Collins husband

Jensen Ackles is married to Danneel but he gets flirtatious with Misha and has admitted that both him and Danneel call Misha their boyfriend.

by Excuses people give February 11, 2025

Jensen's Barbeque

The opposite of Chekhov's gun: something mentioned in Act I that has no relevance to future acts, events or meetups; an event mentioned as if it will occur when actually it will never materialise, despite ongoing mentions of it.

"Jensen said he would cook us toad in the hole, but I think this is going to be a Jensen's Barbeque situation"

by Veggiebake February 13, 2026