Vu Jàdé

Vu Jàdé can be simply defined as that funny feeling that this has never happened to you before. The term “Vu Jàdé” (also called preamnesia) describes the experience of feeling that one has not witnessed or experienced a situation previously. The term was coined by Kurt Kemp in 2007 in his book (The Weird Ideas I Get), which expanded upon an idea for an essay he was working on for his Myspace Blog. Unfortunately he got distracted and never completed the essay.

The experience of Vu Jàdé is usually accompanied by a compelling sense of unfamiliarity, and also a sense of shock, awe, or suddenly feeling lost. The experience is most frequently attributed to a lack of imagination, although in some cases there is a firm sense that the experience genuinely never happened. Vu Jàdé has been described as “Instant Alzheimer’s.”

by thefarmersfriend October 21, 2010

jade

Verb. From the adjective, jaded to become emotionally indifferent, worn. To jade another person; to cause them to become indifferent and cynical, generally rhe result of failed romantic relationships.

One woman to another, (discussing a young and innocent guy) "Look how young and innocent he is, no emotional baggage yet". "I'm going to jade him".

by Jenn Phil January 27, 2010

Jaiden

the offspring of a drunken pirate

Tom: "Did you see that kid with the pegleg?"
Brian: "He's such a Jaiden! Back off man!"

by Freddy the Superfreak December 17, 2008

Jade

The best guitarist in the world
The new word for God

"Jade is so Jade damn hot"

by Amy April 7, 2004

jaden

A man with honestly a 100 inch cock he perces bitches all night.

Jaden dick is as big as my face

by Jessie the hot bitch January 18, 2017

Jaden

A Jaden can be many things. Usually, this will be a tall man with hella big dick energy. He's a great friend, but also like a big brother. Girls can't help but fall in love with him, especially girls named Lauren, Brooklyn, Lexi, and Morgan. Jaden will love gaming and computers, but love food even more. You heard me. These are people that can eat a whole pizza and gain 0 pounds. He's likely a very, very tall, thin man. Jaden will be loving, dirty-minded, caring, and hilarious. He's a good son, a good boyfriend, but a troublemaker nonetheless

Jessica: "Damn, did you see Jaden today? Lord he's hot"
Brooklyn: "I know right"
Tyler: "He really is"
Brooklyn: "I have dibs!"

by Dark Souls Isn't Real November 8, 2018

Hailie Jade

Hailie is a gift sent from God to the cutest boy on this world, EMINEM, if you see her you'll recognize her, cuz she is as cute as her father, I don't think she looks like the damn kim.

She is the little cutest angel girl I've never seen before

by Evelin Alejandra February 15, 2004