thunder junk

1. very large penis and testicles
2. person with very large penis and testicles

we call him thunder junk

by smoove October 8, 2003

Muscle Car Junkie

A Ignorant Muscle car enthusiast that thinks only american muscle is the way to go. Some overdue it to the point where its only american v8's are good cars. "Notice how they wont talk about anything else besides the engine." Muscle car Junkies are often found hating on other peoples cars for no aparent reason, and cant tell a difference between a tuner and a ricer. They assume just because they saw a ricer with a Giant wing. Every Japanese car enthusiast is the same. Muscle car Junkies are not to be confused with the average Muscle car enthusiast that respects all other cars Or that just like american cars.A normal muscle car enthusiast that would see a (For example) A modified civic would ask him/her "What do you got under the hood? I like how your car isnt riced it actualy looks great too." While a muscle car junkie would say "RICER STUPID 4 BANGER GET A V8" They may even hate on other muscle cars because they think only THERE car is they best. Muscle car junkies also do not race in any other type of motorsport besides quarter mile drag racing. Some MAY perform in longer drags. Muscle car junkies are a disgrace to the car scene, the muscle car enthusiast, AND America period. If you run into them, Try to ignore them. Then they might have to go pick on some soccer mom driving a minivan to feel good about themselves.

Muscle car enthusiast: Nice civic What are you running under there? How much power?

Tuner car enthusiast: About 350 HP. It isnt bad at all. It handles well too. I have some suspension tuning on it that makes it handle great.

Muscle car enthusiast: It looks good too. No ricy bodykits. Just some nice Aero parts that function and look clean.

Tuner car enthusiast: Thanks I like your stang too. Must be fast.

Muscle car enthusiast: Yeah it is. Im running around the same amount of power as you. I like drag though. You drive anything else? I have Chevelle too.


Tuner car enthusiast: I have a Toyota Supra.

Muscle car Junkie: Well My Cammaro will beat all of you. My supercharged V8. Face me in a drag and see what happens. You ricer boy face me! You too! in the mustang ford sucks. My chevy will eat all of you!

Both the tuner and the muscle car enthusiast smoke the muscle car junkie leaving him at the line with his Burnt clutch from all of his useless burnouts.

by Tuner muscle alliance October 16, 2008

Junk food hangover

When one consumes so much junk food that the following day he or she feels still feels full, nauseous, sick, bloated and/or like crap. This usually occurs during but is not subjected to holidays such as; Christmas and Halloween.

Josh: Dude, what’s wrong with you?

Mike: Oh man, I ate so much at Christina’s party

yesterday. I think I have a junk food hangover.

by Thisonechick. December 20, 2010

Jiz Junkie

Some one that joneses for male sperm.

Tom is over the edge, he became a jiz junkie over night!

by ABK November 5, 2002

mountain dew junkie

Noun: One who's fridge is cascaded with mountain dew and his/her computer desk is littered with empty MD cans.

Guy1- Dude?

Guy2- What?

Guy1- your room is loaded with MD cans

Guy2- Ya im a mountain dew junkie

by penguin26 November 26, 2009

house junkie

A house junkie is someone who loves house music!

From the uplifting sounds of funky house to the cooler, filthy sounds of electro house, oh and there is also your regular cocktail of house too!

I am a house junkie and I love house music!

by DJ DB March 28, 2007

Junk Nails

Acrylic nails that are painted with many different colors with many different rhinestones and other times decorated with anything from beads, to money , to candy wrappers.

Yo i went to jen and got them junk nails done and they match with everything.

by ClevelandBaby216 August 22, 2008