by Kavarli November 25, 2024

Every bastard got daddy issues. Single moms can’t fill that male model role for their sons nor daughters
by JusforGiggles May 12, 2023

A political concern held by a significant portion of low-information voters in a given electorate that either completely misidentifies the cause of a real problem or is based on fears that have no basis in reality. Named after a joke on Bluesky about 25% of people believing a creature called "Glonzo" chewing through power lines causes high electricity prices.
Climate change is real, but half the base thinks it's caused by space lasers. It's a total Glonzo issue.
by Lilith_NightRose July 11, 2025

by Arson Lord October 4, 2022

A mental disability grape victims have
by CorporalCorpses April 5, 2025

Like Daddy issues, but instead stems from being abandoned by or not getting enough love from a Danny.
girl: "... it was amazing. I'm glad he visited, even if it was for just two weeks. Hope he comes back soon..."
boyfriend: "Babe, you've got some major Danny issues."
boyfriend: "Babe, you've got some major Danny issues."
by femalenorway February 26, 2018
