trunk hump 

to tailgate a car, driving so closely you are practically on top of the trunk of the car in front of you.

I was afraid I was going to get rear ended, the driver behind me was so close to me....he was trunk humping me.

trunk hump by Cocoa Thai January 18, 2011

sinor humpty hump 

The majestic Mexican midget that picks a special person every weekend to hump the ever loving fuck out of them

I just got a visit from sinor humpty hump

sinor humpty hump by Sinor humpty hump November 27, 2019

man hump

When two fully clothed (non) gay men kiss and frolick with one another in a public display of animalistic psuedo-affection.

Chris got so liquored last night he attacked that unsuspecting fellow in the soft hat and started man humping him on the ground.

man hump by Bellinger November 13, 2006

System-Hump-A-Lot 

A person who is obsessed and in love with video game. Usually seen with a video game magazine and a gameboy.

JIM: Look at that guy playing Golden Sun, what a System-Hump-A-Lot...

System-Hump-A-Lot by Alen A. and Igor B. June 16, 2004

Slappy Hump 

Delicious chocolate treat made with chocolate fudge, chocolate pudding, and chocolate cake--layered and baked to perfection. Its the new cake craze thats sweeping the south eastern united states.

Man that Slappy Hump be so good, I best get my hands on some wit dat 2% milk...uh...wait, this isnt 2% its 1%...ugh. Bitch, i thought i told ya to buy da 2%.

Slappy Hump by Hugh Jorjy November 11, 2006

Mc Douche n hump 

The act of, or participating, in a giant orgy involving the douching of female participants vaginas!

Guy 1: Dude were you at that giant orgy last night?
guy 2: yeah dude it was a total Mc Douche n hump

Mc Douche n hump by LMFMC FUCKER June 7, 2009

rapid hump 

humping very rapidly
humping like a squirrel
humping like a squirrel and at the same time laughing like a heyena

i rapid humped his mom
i rapid humped her
i was rapid humping so fast i didnt notice i was squirrelfucked
i rapid humped her so hard i didnt notice i nutted all over her face and in her eye

rapid hump by mattdawg2012 May 16, 2008