camel humps

Basically the male version or a camel toe.

It's when a guy where's really tight pants or something and you can see the shape of his balls; therefore looking like camel's humps. nice and lumpy.

Did you go to the schools wrestling match last night?
Yeah, it was infested with camel humps.

by janet jack February 7, 2010

camel hump

Male variation of camel toe.

Requires one pair of running shorts and some frank and beans. Now pull the shorts up real high and give yourself a wedgie. Look down at your crotch and--voila! Camel hump!

"Check it out guys, it's camel hump!"
"Oh shit, here comes coach!"

by Timil Deeps May 8, 2004

Hump-Scumping

A sexual act including two people, one of them male. The male stands in front of a toilet on which the other party is sitting and vomits on their head. Meanwhile, the sitting person performs fellatio on the male party and vomits on his penis.

"Those damned kids and their hump-scumping parties!"

by Walter Shmultz April 24, 2006

tickle hump

A reach around tickle of the taint while performing anal or vaginal sex from behind.

My taint felt awesome when my lover tickle humped me.

by Ticklehumper January 1, 2018

Status Humping

When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.

Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog

by gladiatorstylinprincess August 12, 2011

word hump

When a football announcer will simply not shut the fuck up about just how great and game changing one player (or coach, spectator, etc.) is.

Also applies to any other person who simply will not shut the fuck up about how great someone (usually someone they do not know and have never met) is.

Going into the National Championship game the other night, I just knew Brent Musburger was going to word hump someone. I just didn't know it was going to be Miss Alabama.

At least he didn't refer to her as an Alabama Hotpocket...

by Hoo Lee Gan January 9, 2013

Speed hump

Same as a one night stand...but cooler

I had a speed hump with this hot girl last night

by Carlbean January 8, 2021