Heathen Divas

Bad ass Alaskan girls who generally behave in a manner too over the top for polite society. This type of woman lives in utter chaos and engages in extreme debauchery while still packing epic amounts of sexy.

I saw Aurora, Lauren and Jen half naked and drunk on the beach last weekend. They are such Heathen Divas.

by akbabes July 9, 2009

heath bilskie

An unstoppable force comparable to superman.

"Holy shit man, I wish I was Heath Bilskie, he is fuckin unstoppable."
"I know, bro...... I know."

by clydethecatball November 2, 2009

Heather

Heather is honestly the smartest person you'll ever meet. Sometimes it feels like she's hiding something from you but she is. She's just not ready to tell anybody because she doesn't want to get anybody else involved. Heather is afraid of hurting anyone else and that's what makes her so fucking sweet. Even though she may bring this bad ass confident popular girl vibe, she's secretly just a lonely person that wants to be loved. She is NOT ready for commitments and it's heart breaking to hear those words come from her. And yet she's awesome and so funny! Everyone likes her. Some even MORE THAN LIKE... She is very popular and especially with the boys. It's funny how she gets so scared so easily because it only makes the boys want her more. She has beautiful dark brown hair with gorgeous GORGEOUS ocean blue eyes. Heather is going to be a smart ass lawyer one day and if you're the one to break her heart, then she will NOT stop until you're broken.

Dude 1: hey have you seen heather? You're so lucky you're her friend! She's smoking hottttt!!!!!
Dude 2: yeah yeah whatever. But I feel like she's hiding something from me... It's almost as if she's hiding her pain through her smile.

Dude 1: no way! Anybody who looks like that and has the brain of hers is SURE to be FINE!!!
Dude 2: *sees heather smiling but all he sees is a girl with pain* um I'm not so sure about that anymore...

by Best friend of a Heather October 20, 2018

Heath

Heath is an amazing person he is kind , loving , handsome, funny , caring and smart . If you know a Heath keep him close and don’t let go of him. He will protect you at bad moments and will help you if you need it. you can always count on Heath. Xx

“You know Heath ! He’s the best isn’t he “

“So good looking !”

by 444hello February 1, 2020

Redistribution of Health

Obama's healthcare plan which allows America to comfortably get their fatasses thin

with Redistribution of Health Obama plans on redistributing Americas fat to hungry countries in need.

by Bobocop2 May 29, 2010

Heathen

A being of pure debauchery and degeneracy, who two-times his waifus and would sell his soul for anime tiddie

Austin, the most famous heathen of them all, threw away Kaguya Luna to get some Tifa.

by Guard Convoy May 2, 2020

heatholder

A fatass Colombian nerd who thinks he is a gangsta because he hangs out with drug dealers and a ladies' man cuz he goes to bars and gets rejected

Oh wow, Heatholder just made another unfunny thread

by RedmaN October 6, 2004