Bosnian Mop Handle

When you get on your roof and jump onto a greased upright mop handle leading to pleasurable penetration.

Doctor: why is your rectum bleeding so aggressively

Patient: I did a Bosnian Mop Handle

Doctor: nice

by Osama Bin Naughty December 4, 2020

a 2 handle

Corporate term for 2 million dollars. Utilized in Collections to simplify a lofty goal that will likely make u feel dumb for not hitting it.

(Late evening txt by Boss):
Boss: What do you think man

Boss: An we put a 2 handle on this ?

by R 2.0 December 29, 2020

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by SuperSamboy May 29, 2020

empty-handed

1.bearing nothing.
2.having received or gained nothing. (same as unrewarded)
3. caring nothing in the hands

He arrived at the party empty-handed.

by dri almighty December 17, 2007

Jesus Handles

The handles inside a car by the seats that be hung on to when swerving around tight corners and yelling "JESUS!"

Alice hung on with all her might to the Jesus Handles and yelled the accompanying expression as Luke took a tight corner.

by Indigo Starr March 5, 2010

bare-handed double play

a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands?

While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.

by Henry's Dad August 28, 2010

Boston handkerchief

A guy busts his load on to a paper towel and the girl nibbles on the cum-soaked towel throughout the day.

Jennifer took out her Boston handkerchief in class to nibble on it, proving what a cum whore she is.
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by AlmondMilker April 19, 2015