Pecker hand

Unwashed hands after holding your pecker while taking a piss. 98% of men currently walking around have this defect.

Doug left the men's room to return to his dinner date with pecker hand.

by Goldermann February 05, 2017

Shaft Hand

When someone wanks so much that their hand when 'at rest' is in a shaft like shape.

You fucking shaft hand! Go home and have another hand party.

by Total Elite November 18, 2008

Hand Shave

Any sexual act where the giver uses his/her hand(s).

Seeing as he could tell she was getting in the mood, he decided to move in for the hand shave.

by Cory Beddome July 25, 2006

Hand Sanitiser

Hand Sanitiser can be used in many ways. Some use it to w_nk and some wash hands.

Boy 1:Did you fail NNN?
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies

by Claphead145 November 10, 2020

Drawing Hands

The closest thing to torture that isn’t torture for an artist.

“How the fuck do you draw hands?! Honestly-!”

“I know right?! Argh, drawing hands is so difficult...I’ll just hide them behind the back.”

by Minnexx January 31, 2020

Hand-pasta

Unsauced pasta, eaten for convenience with the hands, either before or after a drinking session.

Dmitri: Is there any hand-pasta left, I'm starving.
Tony: Yeah, it's over there in the strainer.

by Percy Flage February 03, 2013

Vick Hand

A poker hand that consists of a King and a Nine.

Wow! I can't believe your Vick Hand (K,9) held up against Snowmen (8,8).

by AB Campbell August 25, 2007