hooger dooger

A very robust woman who takes up a fair amount of space. Depending on the severity of the doogerin she may posses her own gravitational field

I can't believe you actually slept with that hooger dooger, she weighs more than my car.

by JustForYouButters April 24, 2015

Dog Hooker

A stray dog that walks around in fish nets hoping to get doggy dick

"that dog hooker really taught me how to put the cock in spaniel if you know what I mean"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

99 cent hooker

One cheap ass hooker.

Guy- How much?

Hooker- 99 cent baby.

Guy- Hell yeah I caught me a 99 cent hooker.

by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014

hookerbot

n.- a MySpace bot that typically uses a risqué profile picture designed to spam friend request and messages to random users, often for advertising purposes
Origins:loosely referencing Hookerbot 5000 from the TV show "Futurama"

I have to deny at least 3 hookerbots everyday from my MySpace.

by Rinerdar August 7, 2007

hooker stomp

To brutally murder a filthy diseased hooker.

Y'all see that? That bitch went crazy as hizell! Hooker stomped that hoe til her boots was covered in blood an brains yo!

by Joshney September 30, 2007

hooker knees

The banged up, bruised and unsightly knee of a hooker.

Street Walkin' Mary has the worst hooker knees. She can never be a model.

by Csheridan December 29, 2007

Hooker-Nun

A female cybervangelist with questionable ethics. A female evangelical preacher who uses fear to extort tithings from the emotionally and intellectually infirm sheep that comprise her cybergation (cyberspace parish).

"Christian Broadcasting Network seems to employ a good number of hooker-nuns to keep its coffers full."

by VirtualVice August 14, 2009