Geese Egg

The act of doing a line of coke off of someone's ass crack

Yo...let's pull out the blow and do a geese egg.

by TEDALDI December 3, 2009

Geeksumer

Someone who who buys the latest gadget/software then posts a speedily written (or filmed) review of the product simply in order to look cool to his or her geek friends.
Geek-consumer.

"Joe1978 is such a geeksumer, he hadn't even taken the wrapper off before he filmed his 'in-depth review'

by kerfoofle November 5, 2010

geese

an african american from the hood who reverts to panhandling in his new suburban surroundings, all the while playing the race card

what's up with that brothah? ...last night he hit me up at the bar for drinks, and food...I can't shake this guy, or any money out of his wallet...

I told you to not feed the geese.

by laslo January 16, 2013

Geekstake

A mistake made out of too much knowledge as if made from a geek.

A: Man, I hope the next iPad has a flash.
B: No mate Flash is useless
A: Well how do you take pictures in the dark without a flash?
B: Oooooh THAT flash, not Flash! Sorry, geekstake.

by Noon91 October 1, 2013

Geekspectation

When someone who you thought was a bit of a geek doesn't know a widely known geek fact.

'I can't believe you didn't know that Phil. You've gone down in my geekspectation!'

by Joshatron May 27, 2014

geekshit

To talk over people's heads using technical jargon that they're not going to understand. It's designed to equivocate others and to make them feel intellectually inferior. Especially when one is extremely irritated, aggravated and indignant. It's like the geek version of going ape shit, only in a more verbal, cerebral, subtle and restrained type of manner.

I could tell that Steve was going geekshit on Stan, Samantha and Mike this morning in the office. He was lecturing them with those big and unfamiliar words. They had no idea what he was talking about, making them feel stupid. It was his subtle and oblique way of showing how unhappy he was working with them.

by Preston Pierce January 1, 2014

geekspacing

When IT professionals, developers, etc. leave empty seats between their neighbors in a lecture, conference, or other large group setting.

Wally and Aaron's session was standing room only due to the geekspacing.

by schumatt January 13, 2016