fender

noun. A male's penis. Since a bumper is known as a female's butt, it only serves right that the fender be in the front, hence the penis.

When a bumper meets a fender it usually means that someone is screwing someone elses brains out...unless in the circumstances that clothes are still on then there's just excessive grinding and/or dry humping

Damn if you keep rubbin up against me with that huge bumper, my fender gonna tear that up!!!

You gonna cause a fender bender if you keep that up.

by Uncensored Reality January 7, 2010

fender

a folded piece of foil that you smoke meth on... always dull side up y'all!

hey pass that fender

by Missy J November 29, 2006

IED Finder

An IED Finder is an 88M in the US Army. An 88M is the MOS 'Motor Transport Operator'. The IED Finder is a glorified truck driver in the US Army. Their name is derived from the fact that they are often blown up by IEDs in the war against terror. As such they receive a large enlistment bonus and are spoiled in their AIT resulting in lack of discipline. The IED Finder also tends to be the MOS that recruiters push people with low ASVAB scores or a GED towards.

31B: "Who is that private with a smashed ass beret looking down the barrel of his weapon?"
12B: "Beats me, looks like an IED Finder."

by ixi_wixi December 12, 2009

Fender-Bender

Fender-Bender: When a man gives anal to a chick and he misses, bending his fender

Jeff: Man it looks like you have a boner but somethin's awfully wrong wit dat meat

John: Yeah, I had a bit of a Fender-Bender with Miss Norris over there

by samm...y May 17, 2006

funeral

A funeral is the ceremony that is held when the body of someone who has died is buried or cremated.

If you know the deceased, "I'm so very, very sorry. He was a wonderful man."
If the person was, say, a relative of a friend, and you're attending the funeral to give support for your friend, you might say how sorry you are, and then, "Fred had nothing but good things to say about his Uncle John. He had a huge impact on his life, and he loved his uncle dearly."

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019

Irish Funeral

An essential part of the Irish grieving process where the entire family of the deceased party gets totally shit-bombed to celebrate the life of their departed loved one.

No-shit kid, its an Irish Funeral

by mJohnnys October 25, 2010

Fender

A musical instrument manufacterer that makes guitars, bass guitars, amps, etc. Rivals to the brand Gibson

Guy 1:Whoa dude this new fender guitars is sooo awesome!
Guy 2:Dude i just got a Gibson guitars its soo awesome!!
Guy 1: I hate you -_-

by Dioxide112 July 10, 2010