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Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
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i was killing this innocent civilian child the other day when it hit me- fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
by walt hewins April 3, 2008
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but...fucking

a conjunction, very funny when you point it out as they pause before continuing on with their sentance. usually used by someone who interjects the f-word or varients of the f-word into every sentance.
sarah: i was going to go to school today but...fucking -
rachael: really BUT FUCKING, that sounds like fun.
sarah: eew! gross! no i was too hung over to go. shut up kayce.
by KaceUm May 5, 2007
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Fucking piggy

a form of expression or exclamation
mild to strong obscene words used to refer to a dirty slutty whore or cheap girls doing sodomy act.
Can be abbreviated as FP or can be written as fucking pig that would mean the same thing.
A: Ann would love to share her man to another...
B: Ohmahgosh such a fucking piggy!
by primaverabebe September 10, 2010
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fucking america

a term used by someone who hates america or americans

(in other words, the entire world outside of america)
i hate fucking america!

fucking americans! they think they're so awsome, but really they're just fucking ameican
by Scottish Mafia January 23, 2011
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fucking fucker

A person who pisses someone off to such an extent that all the person can call them is "fucking fucker".
by Amanda April 1, 2005
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no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
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