what ever floats your boat

in lay mans terms, what gives a guy a boner

guy1: hey dude that girl is smokin hawt!
guy2: nah man idk what ur smokin cuz that chik overthere is smokin hawt!
guy1: eh what ever floats your boat man...

by guy wiffa fro January 3, 2010

floaty

Someone who thinks they're a roadie but has no idea how to handle equipment, so they just stand there and watch the real roadies and maybe move a few cymbals and cords to try to look important.

Someone get this fucking floaty out of here before he breaks a drum or something.

by hellahecka July 12, 2005

flitter

slang for vagina, pussy, twat, etc..

Look at the "flitter" on that critter!

by grh June 13, 2008

Floitery

The instance of talking to someone in a sub romantic sense, while knowing it will not go anywhere else.

I saw her at the airport and knew I would never see her again, but I cherished that 3 minute floitery for the whole flight.

by Ally Mu January 20, 2023

flitre

3 litres of a liquid, usually bottled in th stated amount

i jus chugged a flitre of bow-
i just drank three litres of strongbow cidre

by warren November 14, 2003

floaten

Being high off weed. Comes From Felony Flats in Portland,Oregon

That weed got me floaten kid

by lewy May 13, 2005

Floating a Ticket

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.

Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.

by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009