flats

a group of three girls with no boobs that look like anorexic sticks

the flats tried to stuff themselves today but it just make them look even more stupid ha ha

by KG76 January 2, 2009

flips

A game where one person flips a quarter getting either heads or tails. Then, the second person flips the quarter and tries to match what the first person got. If they match it, they get the money that was bet, usually $1.00. If they do not match what the first person got, then they have to give them their money.

I won $20 playing flips in math class!

by Michelle May 11, 2004

flimsy low-hand

A REALLY good hand job. Often quick and to the point resulting in an unexpected mess.

That emo chick that works at Starbucks gave me the flimsy low-hand last night in the parking lot. It was amazing....

by riskyshiftphenomenon February 17, 2010

flirsting

Flirting with the sole goal of obtaining free drinks.

I was flirsting so hard, I ended up puking in the bushes later.

by Crystalxo May 5, 2010

flips

A shortened word for flip flops.

I need to put my flips on before I leave the house.

by Flyin Mayan February 11, 2015

Fitsessive Bitpulsive Disorder

A form of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder that involves constant checking of your Fit Bit and the constant creation of increasingly arbitrary exercise goals.

Let's just enjoy our walk without Fit Bit's input. Sometimes I think you have Fitsessive Bitpulsive Disorder!

by MatthewW March 27, 2015

fitsplain

When a healthy person blessed with good metabolism condescendingly explains things to someone less privileged than themselves. They've most likely never struggled with abnormal blood pressure, eating disorders, their body image, allergies, or any other disorders which would interfere with their ability to keep fit. Fitsplainers particularly enjoy wasting time lifting weights, training for marathons and spending exorbitant amounts of money on food and supplements.

"Losing weight is easy. Just get a good night's sleep, get up early, and train and exercise in the morning. You don't have to spend all your time on your kids."

Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."

by Bloopy November 13, 2017