by spurr November 23, 2004
by Carter is short 69 April 10, 2022
a parasite shaped like a fetus that attatches itself to the back of the victim and uses a fleshy tube to syphon nutrients to itself
by SwabbyLeftNut April 02, 2011
A blonde-haired creature with youthful features usually standing roughly 6 feet in height. Contrary to popular belief, the Silly Fetus' hair is naturally blonde despite its black eyebrows. Its name is derived from its odd temperament (Silly) and the fact that it commonly smells as if it just came out of a vagina (fetus). The vaginal scent from the Silly Fetus is a mystery to many scientists as the creature does not get a lot of pussy.
A: What's that walking through the woods?? A Silly Fetus perhaps?
B: No, that's Sasquatch.
A: How can you be so sure?
B: It doesn't smell like a fish market out here.
B: No, that's Sasquatch.
A: How can you be so sure?
B: It doesn't smell like a fish market out here.
by SeeMan July 19, 2012
by Joyful Journey July 02, 2023
The pussy of a woman who's had more abortions than the amount of times Kim Jong Un has threatened to nuke the U.S.
Guy #1: Bro that thot I met on Tinder has a fetus cemetery between her legs.
Guy #2: Bruh deadass!? That's nasty af
Guy #1: Yea I was in the middle of beating them cheeks when my meat got possessed by a fetus phantom
Guy #2: Bruh deadass!? That's nasty af
Guy #1: Yea I was in the middle of beating them cheeks when my meat got possessed by a fetus phantom
by Daddy's Patties June 14, 2018
When an individual gets so drunk that they pass out and miss the best part of the night e.g. missing a band play/ a fight/ something else epic that will be talked about for years.
"Yo man, did you see Tony last night? Dude was fetus drunk and passed out at 10 and missed out on that 20 person orgy"
"Yeah, I seent him, what dumbass"
"Yeah, I seent him, what dumbass"
by Cletus_L_Windjammer January 11, 2014