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dating a fetus

Dating a person that is 18 years or more your junior. Note it is illegal to have sex with someone under the legal age of consent.
Her desire for dating a fetus, diminished considerably, when she calculated that she would not be able to have sex with her date till she was at least 36.
by mlhiss March 19, 2020
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Yeetus-feetus

/ˈji təs ˈfi təs/

A humorous amalgamation of the slang term "yeetus" and the medical term "fetus," coined to depict a lighthearted scenario where an idea, plan, or project is swiftly and energetically discarded or aborted. It embodies the concept of impulsive rejection or abandonment, suggesting a whimsical and carefree attitude towards the dismissal of something previously considered. The term carries a playful tone, evoking imagery of a playful and spontaneous act akin to the energetic throwing motion associated with the word "yeet."
guy1: Hey can I come over?
guy2: Yeetus-fetus man.. Yeetus-fetus,
guy1: What the fu-
by My cool definition March 4, 2024
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fetus control

fetus control is an act of which after ejaculating deep into the woman's vagina you then take your fist and uppercut her in the uterus opening up your arms and squeezing as hard as you can making sure to completely destroy her eggs in the process to avoid pregnancy
Joe: dude how did you go with Julia
max: it went well we went to my place but I had to perform fetus control to make sure she won't get pregnant
by shiokarai December 14, 2019
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Fetus Deletus

Fetus Deletus, otherwise known as "abort, abort, human fetus has entered the stomach, must be evacuated immediately". It is a term most used by doctors and teen moms.
Did you hear? Rebecca had to commit fetus deletus!
by xcc2 May 17, 2021
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Cletus Fetus

What you would call a fetus that is the result of a "Chut N Nut".
Person 1: I bet that baby that Jesse's sister is having is a cletus fetus.
Person 2: Are you saying that Jesse and his sister Chut N' Nutted?
by Jesse Dickerson August 18, 2018
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Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.
Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.
by DefiDef July 19, 2016
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dirt fetus

a mass of farts passed in between two peoples assholes that slowly gets bigger and smells worse with the more farts that get caught in the mix
"dude my girlfriend is making me hold onto our dirt fetus while she goes to the store"
by gillard johnson April 1, 2024
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