Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.
Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages
Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages
"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."
"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."
"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."
by JustinBelieber06001 January 9, 2012
Get the Falcon Syndromemug. by dfrewsd November 6, 2022
Get the blood falconmug. In the near future computers and robots will do the mundane work and we’ll all be Falcons living in a Fully Automated Luxury Communist Open-Source Nirvana
by VidrijDa June 7, 2018
Get the Falconmug. by Flatblok71 June 21, 2020
Get the Millennium Falconmug. by sussy123 March 16, 2022
Get the Angel Pineda Falconmug. Man the falconator is OP!
by Tadman October 15, 2012
Get the The falconatormug. When you are fucking a girl and she is just getting comfortable; you pull out and brutally fist her anus making sure to twist your knuckles and use proper striking form.
by SEXICAN6969 March 6, 2018
Get the Falcon Punchmug.