Experimental Officer

A person who specialises in sedating people with their words. They are also often referred to as, "the mayor of yawnsville". Yawn, Yawnsville.

My experimental officer just tried to be funny, but as a result made me fall asleep.

by Jack-Scratt December 20, 2019

experiencal

The way in which you experience something

“Watching that movie was the experiencal equivalent of watching a car crash”

by hfdnj2837 December 20, 2019

Experimentation

To try various types of alcohols with your buddies

“I experimented with Becky the other”
“You’re lesbian”
“No you fool, we did experimentation with alcohol...”

by Tomato sauce August 4, 2020

experimentution

Mixing Baja blast from Taco Bell with black cherry mio

I mixed two awesome ingredients to make an immaculate experimentution

by Experimentation but with -tuti November 10, 2020

Experienced Meat

an old lady that you would like to fuck, is very experienced with sex (is just the opposite of Young Meat)

guy 1: dude im fucking bored of regular girls, I want to fuck someone else
guy 2: why don't you go for some experienced meat? they will do the job

by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020

Experienced Meat

An old lady that has experience with sexual stuff and you would like to fuck

guy 1: man nobody wants to fuck me
guy 2: why don't you go for the experienced meat? they will do the job
guy 3: yeah man, do that, I tried it once and she didn't even have teeth. It was so good!

by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020

exercise

printing it out and bringing it over during the 40 minutes so I have the bare minimum of an excuse if anyone asks With the GPU of course

Get that gooooooooooodddd exercise

by LordMace December 7, 2020