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Floor Duke

The act of a pooping on the floor intentionally or unintentionally.
Mike: Did you see Sean at that party last night?
John: Yeah, after some Taco Bell and vodka he took a massive floor duke in the middle of the hallway.
by ST1NGER11 April 14, 2021
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hide the duke

When at a house party, Hiding the Duke is when you take a crap in the home owner's drawer, closet, or somewhere they won't look. Eventually the whole house will smell, but they'll be clueless as to what is causing the stench!
Duuuude! I left a huge duke in Leroy's drawer at the party last night!
by Poopsy July 5, 2003
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The Duke

John Wayne. The ultimate gunslinging star of the Western, and one of the greatest men ever to live.

He played the same character in every movie he was ever in. Calm, rugged--a real man with a gun and a heart. He never changed, and that's why we love him. You always knew where you stood with John Wayne.
by Lady Chevalier April 9, 2004
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heather duke

she runs the yearbook. doesn't have a personality but her mom did pay for (implants)
random girl:ugh stop acting like heather duke
by FandomQueen November 21, 2019
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thin white duke

Musical persona used by the Undisputable greatest musical artist of all-time, David Bowie, which was created in the late 70's. The Thin White Duke was Bowie at his musical peak, clouded by a cocaine-induced haze in which he recorded the album, "Station to Station," but claims not recalling doing so, due to his excessive cocaine use. Arguably the most controversial and darkest of Bowie characters.
Guy who knows nothing about music: "Hey, wouldn't you agree that Eminem's Slim Shady character is the greatest musical persona of all-time."

Guy who knows music: "Hell no, shithead, the Thin White Duke is far more abstract, musically talented, and creative. PWNED!"
by J.O. May 2, 2006
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Elizabeth Duke

Brand of Jewellery favoured by the chav. rarely exceeding 9 carat exlusively found at Argos. The cheapest yellow metal that does not turn green when dampened. Largely fashioned into Sovereign rings and large Hoop earrings. As worn by Vicky Pollard. A perfect compliment to burberry or any gaudy shit that looks crap but has a huge Logo. Large chains often seen on arms hanging out of the drivers window of a Flourescent Vauxhall Corsa. Sovereign rings usually worn in sets of eight to protect the knuckles of the neanderthal wearing them when they drag along the floor. Prices often shown in Pounds, Euros and Giros eg. "This sov cost me free giro's, safe"
sometimes referred to as bling
by cheezy geezer December 29, 2004
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Peace Duke

New title given to George Bush by the Latvians; posters with his face and "Welcome, Peace Duke!" were plastered all over the country during his recent visit.

"Peace Duke" sounds just like "PIZDHUK" in Slavic languages, which is an obscenity that translates roughly to:

-- Little Cunt
-- Cunt-Lapper
-- Cunt Dweller

Sounds, and implies, something like the English "Piss-ant" but much nastier!
by Loco Moco May 19, 2005
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