Detroit Lint Roller

A filthy sex act in which the male inserts his penis into his partner's anus, while simultaneously trimming his pubic hair. After the male has finished manscaping, he pulls out and WITHOUT wiping the trimmed pubes off his penis, his partner finishes him off orally.
My pubes are out of control right now! I'm going to surprise Stacey with a Detroit Lint Roller tonight during anal!
by Rrronaldo October 7, 2011
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Detroit high five

When one man is engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman from the rear and another man is receiving oral sex from the same woman. As this is happening the 2 men are giving eachother high fives.
Me and Mike gave this hot chick a Detroit high five last night, my hand still hurts from the intense high five action.
by Tommy M. August 9, 2006
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Detroit Country Day

A college preparatory school located in the Detroit Metropolitan area. The system is corrupt and half the school tuition goes to the headmaster (see: twat) to pay for his brand new yacht. What's left of the $20,000+ tuition is spent on useless landscaping and hiring caterers when the state health inspectors drop by to evaluate the low-budget lunch program. The remaining funds are spent buying basketball player from other schools to play on our team. Donations are literally begged for by the headmaster.

They say that they treat you like adults, but in reality, they treat you like you can't take a shit without hurting yourself.

What we are not allowed to do:

Hug (It's innapropriate)
Carry a backpack around (It's not safe)
Toss a saltine cracker at my friend
Take off our vests when we are hot
Wear a coat when they try and cut back on the heating bill
Voice our opinion
Laugh
Play Jenga
Play Cards

Generally, DCD sucks camel penis.
Scott: What school do you go to?
Kyle: Detroit Country Day.
Scott: Your life must suck then.
by An attending student July 28, 2008
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Detroit Red Wings

The only team in the NHL that makes the New Jersey Devils seem exciting.
"How was the Detroit Red Wings-Devils game last night?"

"I don't know. I fell asleep after the first five minutes."
by Soup Lover May 3, 2009
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Detroit Thunder Clap

This can only be performed by a full figured, preferable black, woman. While hovering over a man's chest and booty-clapping, she lets out a barrage of shit, spraying it all over the body, bed, walls etc.
I was hooking up with this chick and gave her some chili dawgs with onions, so she gave me a Detroit Thunder Clap.
by Lilac Thirteen December 16, 2011
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Detroit cum swap

When a thug whips his uncut cock out and sticks it in a homeless niggas mouth and shoots his load, then allows the homeless man to do the same.
Hey dad
Yeah?
I wanna detroit cum swap this nigga
Ok cuh
by Nape rigger April 25, 2023
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Detroit Rake Snake

A sexual act in which someone inserts the handle of a rake into another's anus after dipping it in super glue and proceeds to handcuff them to the bumper of a car before starting the car.
Jim: What's your girlfriend doing in the emergency room?
Steve: Gave her the ol' Detroit Rake Snake
by W@yne Kerr January 24, 2020
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