doodicules

noun
Molecules of human feces, often accompanied by farticles. Sometimes inhaled in evaporated form when entering a recently used restroom, these microscopic remnants of shit can be found on almost any household or office surface, including door handles, faucets, refrigerators, pen caps and keyboards.

Guys, I can still smell Ron's doodicules in the bathroom after he blew ass.

by Jim Sammartino May 17, 2008

Doocy

Asking a breathtakingly stupid question while attempting to appear highly insightful. Often used in an attempt to corner the opposition in an argument, leading to ignominious defeat.

I dropped a doocy at the press conference this morning. The press secretary handed my backside to me in a paper bag while my colleagues chuckled.

by Collodna Herring August 11, 2021

dood

a word used when you want to exhibit excitement

dood that sounds fun - lets do this

by shaggymorphism November 18, 2021

scooby dooby dick swap

When you and your buddy are fucking a girl, she's blowing one and taking one, then on the count of 3 you and your busy yell "SCOOBY DOOBY DICK SWAP!" And you switch places and make her ask for Scooby snacks at the end.

Hey Paul, wanna go over to Jenny's later and give her the good old Scooby Dooby Dick Swap?

by TrippinBananaz June 6, 2017

doodle flop

an adjective meaning "not worth a damn."
originating in the south.

My husband can't clean a house worth a doodle flop.

by Roxie October 19, 2004

doady

A term referring to soft, rotten wood.

"It won't hold a nail 'cause it's too doady."

by Dominulus December 12, 2008

doodle fluid

Fluid, usually white and found in the morning coming out of the penis

I had a wet dream last night, and i woke up with doodle fluid in my boxers

by JordyJordy July 15, 2007