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Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and you run into a wall and your penis curls into a ball.
Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurts like FRICK.
My dildo crunch is one of a kind.
by Ten Retro January 17, 2019
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dildo wacker

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker
by Daddy Dildo wacker March 15, 2017
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dildo fuckstorm

Bottled up rage that rests inside of everyone, when unleashed even your ass aches from being hit by this anger almost like getting hi by a raging twister of dildos tearing up any person in its path (male or female)
Richard- man he came at me like a dildo fuckstorm
by Bluebomber01 December 16, 2016
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dildo jock

An asshole or complete loser. A person who sucks.
-Man, Larry really pisses me off. I can't stand him.

-I agree, Tom. Larry is a dildo jock.
by Eye to the Tron February 1, 2008
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cactus dildo

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough... Even Cactus dildos
by NotanAcronym October 4, 2016
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benito dildo

A very hairy guy who likes to live the urban lifestyle and chase cougars. He is regarded by most women as a sex toy.
Dude, your mom is sleeping with a benito dildo!

Since my divorce, I've been mainly looking to have fun. That's why I hang out with this guy I met, he's such a benito dildo
by Sheriff245 March 5, 2010
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Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
The egg started to insert his egg dildo in my ass
by The aubergine man September 15, 2020
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