Homemade Dildo

if you have a bf and you want to leave him but you really like his penis, cut his penis off and glue it to some stress balls.

woman 1: hey, how is sex with your boyfriend?
woman 2: oh I dumped him, but this homemade dildo is great!

by 0inker September 14, 2023

Greek Dildo

The act of shitting in an extra large condom and freezing the condom so it becomes rock solid.

Greek Man 1: Damn yo I shoved that Greek Dildo so far up my ass I saw the old Gods again!
Greek Man 2: Sheesh bro lemme get some of that (proceeds to stick it in his ass).

by Penis_Doctor December 14, 2020

sweaty dildo

This is something you call a person when they are sweating profusely and are a dick at the same time

Oi bro, look over there isn’t that Graham?
The bro: Yes it is he is a sweaty dildo
Eww a sweaty dildo what a dick he must be

by K_CXNT March 25, 2021

Dildo-Karate

a form of fighting in the medieval times where dildos are used for fighting. There are 3 rounds of fighting who ever loses gets kidnapped and sent to the sex dungeon to suffer. If you successfully win, you get to fuck the sexy thot teacher from highschool and get crowned as "Dildo-Master Sensei Cummist". And they get to praise you!!! And have sex with every girl something called "giving them the blessing".

Dildo-Karate is amazing

by quartz89 February 1, 2022

benito dildo

A very hairy guy who likes to live the urban lifestyle and chase cougars. He is regarded by most women as a sex toy.

Dude, your mom is sleeping with a benito dildo!

Since my divorce, I've been mainly looking to have fun. That's why I hang out with this guy I met, he's such a benito dildo

by Sheriff245 March 5, 2010

dare dildo

One who brags about acomplishments, such as beating a person in a street fight, only to be injured/killed in an actual scenario or stunt. First used on the T.V. series Web Soup by host Chris Hardwick, who was comenting on men who ride pocketbikes.

Dude:Did I ever tell you about the time I laid out three niggas in a street fight?
Chick:No, we just met.
Dude:(tells stupid story)
Chick:omg, you're such a dare dildo.
Dude:Oh yeah? (black man walks by) Watch this!
(Dude gets shanked and thrown in dumpster)
Chick:Like I said, a dare dildo.

by hero13 June 21, 2010

dildo jock

An asshole or complete loser. A person who sucks.

-Man, Larry really pisses me off. I can't stand him.

-I agree, Tom. Larry is a dildo jock.

by Eye to the Tron February 1, 2008