dildo lunch

The act of deep throating a dildo in a car on ones lunch break...
Look up dildo lunch on YouTube and click "DILDO FOR LUNCH?"

And also look at the second video below 😎 😁

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by (ANDRETHAPROPHET) October 28, 2015
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Greek Dildo

The act of shitting in an extra large condom and freezing the condom so it becomes rock solid.
Greek Man 1: Damn yo I shoved that Greek Dildo so far up my ass I saw the old Gods again!
Greek Man 2: Sheesh bro lemme get some of that (proceeds to stick it in his ass).
by Penis_Doctor December 14, 2020
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Dildo Brush

The act in which you are chilling with your friend and you grab your moms dildo and pin him/her down and brush they're teeth with it
Yo me and my man were just watching spike tv and i snook away and grabbed my moms dildo and gave him a dildo brush
by Dubbrandon June 30, 2014
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Dildo jordan

The act of slam dunking a dildo into the ass of someone doing a handstand
Jerry "do a handstand"

Bruce "why"

Jerry "I have a dildo so I can dildo Jordan you"

Bruce "oh ok"
by Kumduff June 01, 2016
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Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
The egg started to insert his egg dildo in my ass
by The aubergine man September 15, 2020
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dildo jock

An asshole or complete loser. A person who sucks.
-Man, Larry really pisses me off. I can't stand him.

-I agree, Tom. Larry is a dildo jock.
by Eye to the Tron February 01, 2008
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dare dildo

One who brags about acomplishments, such as beating a person in a street fight, only to be injured/killed in an actual scenario or stunt. First used on the T.V. series Web Soup by host Chris Hardwick, who was comenting on men who ride pocketbikes.
Dude:Did I ever tell you about the time I laid out three niggas in a street fight?
Chick:No, we just met.
Dude:(tells stupid story)
Chick:omg, you're such a dare dildo.
Dude:Oh yeah? (black man walks by) Watch this!
(Dude gets shanked and thrown in dumpster)
Chick:Like I said, a dare dildo.
by hero13 June 20, 2010
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