Urban Dictionary

A website where one can either get references to sex, or helpful definitions, but usually the first one.

Poor Soul: I looked up monkey on the internet, and apparently it’s a name for the female genitalia.
Me: Urban Dictionary?
Poor Soul: Yep.

by SkyrimAndHerPeople October 26, 2019

Your ban dictionary

Haha funny it looks like your banned dictionary hahahahaha hahaha ha ha ha hahaha ha ha hehehehehe he

Bill: Hey, tell me a joke.

Tommy: Your ban dictionary
Bill: hahahahahahahahahahahaha that’s hilarious

by RatPigDog March 19, 2021

Sub-Urban Dictionary

What the Urban Dictionary has become with its plethora of lame word puns like "Dopplebanger" and "Protohype" that will never catch on.

John: I want to see if I can find some good words to explain life in the modern zeitgeist.

Jenn: Why don't you look on Urban Dictionary?

John: You mean SUB-Urban Dictionary? Maybe, but I'd have to filter through a lot of crap to find any terms worth using. I'm better off trawling for words on a web-forum!

by Eyeconspicuous April 24, 2010

Names on Urban Dictionary

Self-Loving descriptions of People with low self-esteem

"Tobias is a super name for someone with a six pack and sexy abbs I want a Tobias more then anyhting he is funny creative brave selfless and strong physicly and mentally"
"Did you get that shit from Names on Urban Dictionary ?"
"... yes."

by Logan76667 November 10, 2013

Urban dictionary

unlike other dictionaries, urban dictionary does not give proper definitions, just a bunch of puns.

Urban Dictionary just isn't the dictionary to use for studying for tests.

by pancake king June 9, 2020

why am i on Urban Dictionary?

wait did you really search why am i on Urban Dictionary? your on Urban Dictionary because you just like to see cr*p like this published so you can get a cheap laugh out of it you selfish jackass who sits on his or her ass all day watching people slave away on Urban Dictionay just to get a simple career in comedy so stop crushing their dreams!

wait why am I on Urban Dictionary?

by meme_mastah September 3, 2018

Urban Dictionary rejection

That sad moment when you try and add a word to Urban Dictionary and they send you the email saying that the editors decided not to publish it. This lowers your self esteem because it makes you think you're not the funniest mother fucker alive like you thought all your life.

Jake: Hey what's wrong with Johnny?
Blake: He's feeling the Urban Dictionary Rejection.
Jake: I always told him comedy wasn't his thing.

by bloody penguin November 7, 2011