denison

adj. Known to speak at random occasions, often unnecessarily.

The boy was denison, and frequently interrupted class, saying things like:
"I'm comfortable."
"I wish I could draw the food, so then I could eat the chex-mix."
"Are those supposed to be haunted cans?"

by MorgothsRing January 19, 2004

Dense Fence

An environment or person that suppresses a male’s chance from scoring sexually; the act of cock blocking.

Guy1: Hey lets go to the Yucatan Lounge tonight?
Guy2: Ummmm, NO! That place is a Dense Fence!

Man1: Did you score with Laura last night.
Man2: Nawww, that bitch put up her Dense Fence!

by MrWhite May 19, 2004

denis irwin

a former manchester united left back. also a successful erotic fiction writer. his literature can be found under the psedunym marilyn bastardhouse. currently living under the bridge plying his trade as an 18th century highwayman, denis recalls being a young boy struggling to make ends meet, 'i had no money until sir alex taught me water polo'

"look, there's denis irwin, gosh he's grown, he used to be the size of a 1st class stamp"

by david jizziman esq August 15, 2007

Dense batty

It is a boy called Oakley who his brother and him like to eat each other’s batty therefore called dense batty. The same goes for his ex Kate. Dense batty.

Oakley has a dense batty

by Aidsdog February 18, 2020

Demisexual

Somebody who experiences sexual attraction once they have a VERY strong emotional connection with someone. The identity of demisexual falls under the asexual umbrella, and is an LGBTQ+ identity. Demisexuals should never be excluded by homophobes or people in the LGBTQ+ community.

Ava: Hey, Leia, can I tell you something?
Leia: Of course!
Ava: I think I'm demisexual, and I have a crush on Alex.
Leia: Aw! You two would make a cute couple. When you're ready, you should confess to them!

by THE FLAMING HOMO January 22, 2022

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

A person (typically a motherfucker) that doesn’t know anything about what they are talking about, and they can’t take in easy to understand information.

You disingenuous dense motherfucker, obviously you need to know something about something or you couldn’t tie your shoes.

by ElixirG November 9, 2021

denie

Goddess of booze and drunkenness/bulubberfuck/masterbation

Everyday of her existence...

by Max Young January 20, 2004