cunt stench

It is that disgusting odor emanating from most nasty bitches pussies that make most men consider homosexuality.

Maryam: Eat me and I'lle make 'Saturday' today!
Tom: fuck no, bitch! You got the mad cunt stench!

by Adam Azulay February 21, 2007

cunt bucks

this is the currency used in strip clubs usually $1 or $2. given to strippers in exchange for cunt

Guy: I need some more cunt bucks before i can get more action.

by icecream February 17, 2007

Cunt Whisperer

A person, especially a male, who has the uncanny ability to calm, placate, satisfy, or otherwise tame mean-spiritied, uptight, or generally bitchy women (i.e., cunt(s)). This could also refer to a man who is successful in manipulating his nagging wife.

Tom in Accounting is a cunt whisperer because he got his bitchy boss Susan to let him leave early on Friday when everyone else worked late.

John is a master cunt whisperer--he got his wife to let him go to the game.

by Big Philly Esq. July 26, 2011

Cunt Punch

When a girl knowingly, or unknowingly mouthes off resulting in a fist to the cunt.

"That stupid bitch wouldn't shut her mouth so I cunt punched her."

by Jumbotron July 20, 2007

Coupon Cunt

A person who has a thousand coupons that they drag everywhere with them and gets pissed if the one they try and use can’t be accepted.

What should have been a 3 minute stop to get a pack of smokes turned into a 20 minute ordeal because the Coupon Cunt in front of me refused to accept the fact that the store will not accept a coupon for cat food that expired in 2003.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Tighter than a Nuns cunt

Something that is extremely tight. Usually referring to nuts and bolts on a car.
Most commonly used in a mechanics garage and is the result of many skinned knuckles.

Those bolts are Tighter than a Nuns cunt.

by Paul Loose November 15, 2007

Cuntacula

A gothic woman who is bitchy.

"Geez Lynsey, quit being such a fuckin' Cuntacula!"

by Maverick7721 August 22, 2008