cona

a person who is a master at one-liners, quoteing lines from movies and your day to day impressions of celebrities. Also this person is well accustomed to scoring with the opposite sex and posesses interesting skills such as being able to fold Tommy Hilfiger chinos at the speed of light.

Elise that was so funny. You are so cona

by Marisa Harris June 21, 2005

conail

A white swaggot that suffers from Napoleon's syndrome.

Did you see that little punk try to take on that guy twice his size?

Yeah, what a conail.

by e muffin March 12, 2013

carnage

a southern slang term for marijuana , almost always refering to mexican schwagg, a common low grade cannibus readily available and blown for sheer quantity over quality.

dude man....the dragon is getting his sorry ass out of bed finally at 2 p.m. and he's bringn the freakin CARNAGE.... "brutal"....

by LordOgdenTheMerciless November 26, 2007

conager

a man, with a hairy stomach and a very small cock. he is into horseback riding and mountain climbing on unicycles. has never been laid. also he is very fat. he enjoys walks on the beach with guys named bob or lary (yes lary).

Oh! would you look at that conager over there!

He is totally a fag.

by The Ultimate Thruster December 16, 2010

carnal

what mexicans use to call their brother brother, not like black people use brother, but your blood brother.

that's my carnal over there with the big mole on his cheek.

by J. Aleman September 13, 2005

conagro

A cunt

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

conandrum

Named for the one and only Conan the Barbarian, this is a problem that has an immediately obvious solution, yet is more easily (or at least more entertainingly) solved by violence.

1: We've got two options here. We can either skim through this book until we find the reference needed to complete the riddle, or we can slaughter the wizard and his evil henchmen and waltz right through.

2: So we've got one option.

1: A real conandrum. Let's go.

by Circtf January 2, 2009