cocktale

A sot's wildly exaggerated personal account of an alleged sexual romp, spun repeatedly (with additional embellishments) to a slobbering posse of sex-deprived losers.

Uh-oh, Frank just knocked over his drink reaching into his wallet for a prop condom. Looks like he's about to spill another cocktale.

by loincloth January 12, 2008

Snatch Cocktail

Whilst performing oral sex with a female, adding some of your favourite alcoholic beverage to jazz things up

Dale: How was your weekend ?

Jane: You wouldn't believe what happened to me

Dale: Snatch Cocktail?

Jane: Yeah, its going to be a thing soon

by browntown6 June 26, 2010

Chookta

A Scottish word for someone uncultured or stupid, normally referring to a person from the country.

Och ya fuckin chookta!

by garymc65 July 18, 2009

Cocktart

To recieve oral sex with poptart filling covering ones penis.

Dude, my girlfriend just asked if she could give me a cocktart again, I swear she likes the flavor more than she likes me...

by Team Anchorage August 31, 2010

Cocktail bar

A bar specializing in mixed drinks the specialty drinks. These bars not only serve up delicious mixed drinks, but specialize in unique and daring creations as well. Serving up great cocktails with a signature.

Where can I find the best Cocktail bars in town? I used Carizma to find this place. I loved their interpretation of the Moscow Mull

by CarizmaGuy December 16, 2016

Cockteaser

An angel who may not be the hottest chick but her eyes scream "bend me over and fuck me" and her voice makes you wanna pin her against the wall by her throat

Biggest cockteaser she sat in my lap telling me what she wanted in this voice then walked away give me this seductive look

by Dominant December 31, 2013

The Gentlemen's Cocktail

A Gentlemen's Cocktail is a drink that began as an accident, and became a huge sensation. As martini's use olive juice,and screw-drivers use orange juice, NOW the Gentlemen's Cocktail uses PICKLE juice. The cocktail is made up of 4 shots vodka (any vodka will do ), then one shot of a DIFFERENT type of vodka, then fill the remainder of the glass with pickle juice (from any pickle jar whatsoever, include seeds for flavor). Add ice, as well as a whole pickle into the glass for appearence. There, you have a gentlemens cocktail. Though it DOES sound rather obscure, give it a try, and you WILL NOT be disappointed.

"Bartender, I'm in the mood for something with a touch of class, and a touch of craziness. How about a The Gentlemen's Cocktail."

by Vandehlay May 1, 2009