controlling ex-boyfriend

a guy that breaks up with you because he can't handle your independence and then still calls you to try to tell you what to do and makes you feel bad for being single and having a life

BOB "Let me talk to him. I know he's at that party with you."
ME "No, your not going to talk to him. You're such a controlling ex-boyfriend."

by thisisu October 16, 2005

Cum on ze controllah

When playing Halo 2 or any other action-packed shooter game on console, the action gets so intense that the player has a forced orgasm all over his controller.

Whilst cumming on the controller, the player says into his headset, "I cum on ze controllah!" in a comedic German accent.

This is based on young Arnold Schwarzenegger's interview, to which he was "cumming all ze time!"

Playing Halo, Hienrich van Gloppenhiemer said, "I get double, triple, killtacular! AGH! I cum on ze controllah!"

by El Skeeto April 12, 2007

controlsies

When you have to hit CTRL-Z on your computer after making a typo.

"Oops, controlsies!"

by pennerrocks March 4, 2009

Xbox controller

What was once very big and annoying, but has now evolved into the most comfortable remote known. There were three different types of official Xbox controllers.

*Sigh*" "Whats with the *Sigh* noise?" "Xbox controller." "Oh."

by DontUseYourRealNameStupidPeopl June 8, 2010

gun control

1. An isidious plan by some who feel that the gun is to blame for crimes commited by the criminal as a basis to take away firearms from law-abiding citizens.

2. Hitting what you're aiming at.

3. To use both hands while firing.

Gun control isn't about guns, it's about control.

by tradesman March 31, 2003

Control alt delete

What you say when you want to close an unwellcome and unpleasant vision in your head; for example, when your parents talk about sex.

Mom! Seriously! Control alt delete!

by Thechevan July 12, 2011

Gun Control

The idiotic idea that we can keep law-breakers from breaking laws by creating even more laws.

Proponents for gun control think that making more laws restricting gun ownership will lessen gun violence. But people who actually FOLLOW laws aren't the people you need to worry about owning guns. Ergo, tighter gun control negatively affects law-abiding citizens while giving criminals who buy through the black market a distinct advantage over them... pretty stupid concept.

by redeyegrits October 16, 2014