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guitar center

A chain of mega-stores that sell everything even remotely related to guitars, putting out of business those guitar shops that sell real instruments and good equipment where they know your name and let local bands practice in the back room. Inhabited by people who think that by hanging out there or announcing that they will be visiting one of these establishments will make them suddenly popular. Full of overpriced, low-quality instruments and accessories.
Person who calls them self a guitarist even though they've only been playing for three weeks and knows one chord: I'm going to Guitar Center.
Ignorant wannabe: Oh, a guitarist! How immensely cool.
by remy hayes November 26, 2006
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coatesville

a small city/town in PA near phillidelphia...mostly populated by black people and mexicans and reallly REALLY poor white people on crack. Has the worst reputation out of all the schools in its area. alot of white kids from downingtown think coatesville is the greatest place on earth and is sooo much like going to phillidelphia or something. home town of richard"rip"hamilton which unless someone told you you would never know.... he gives us a peice of shit ass celebration every once and a while. all in all coatesville sux
black kid talking to white friend: yo what you doing on the weekend
White kid: nuttin man im tryin to come down c-ville and chill wit u cuz or go to the BP(bowling palace) or we can go to the misonique(club)...man i swear coatesville be poppin yo!
Black kid:.....
by ROB.T April 18, 2006
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Island Home Center

Island Home Center (formerly Island Lumber) is a business on vashon island that started out as a local lumber and hardware store and now has evolved into a business driven to put long time local vashon business out of business.
I need a can of WD40, bag of dog food, a roll of toilet paper and a pink blender, I guess ill goto the lumber yard for all that. oh wait the lumber yard turned into wal-mart, guess ill goto island home center
by Vashon Island Residents May 28, 2010
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Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field
Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!
by IATEASHART June 2, 2023
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Left, Right and Center

This is a slang that means something is coming from all directions. If things are coming in "left, right and center" they are definitely serious.

The expression comes from the military. In military terms on the battle field the commanders are concerned with getting "flanked" and have to be concerned with the strongest point of attack. When faced with an overwhelming attack which would see the opposition basically over running the defending unit the defending unit would simply refer to it as coming from "left, right and center" meaning everywhere.
In Britain any rich person will have insults coming left, right and center.
by claymuir October 3, 2005
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guitar center

The Wal-Mart for musical instruments.It is like a futuristic Arnold Schwarzenegger movie where everyones name has been replaced by a number -- not very personal.

A place where the managers try to rip you off.
Dont buy from guitar center, just look at their ebay feedack rating. Sucky!
by Alfred Rub April 20, 2006
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Pig Fucking Contest

An extremely rough and competitive gang bang or gang rape. Can involve an overweight or unattractive woman but not technically required.
As a competition it is scored loosely by the other participants. Rating each other on technique, creativity, duration, amplitude, modulation, depravity and unnecessary roughness.
It was clear to the members of the Omega Sigma Tau outlaw Bike Gang and tea society that MaryLou had agreed to to be the playing field for a pig fucking contest when she chose to drink the beer with the roofy in it.
by Phineas T June 28, 2009
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