Coloradan

Member of a work hard, play hard society dedicated to outdoor adventure and craft beer.

Coloradans aren't done skiing until the lifts close and the happy hours start.

by VanTucci April 23, 2021

Colorado Snapping Turtle

The act of biting of the pubes of a woman’s vagina

Guy 1: I met this girl last night and gave her the good ol Colorado Snapping Turtle

Guy 2: Lucky! My girl won’t let me do it.

by SexcMannn September 18, 2021

colorado Acid cleaning

cleaning before you do acid in colorado

hey man if we are doing acid we have to do some good ole colorado acid cleaning

by tatata7 November 4, 2021

colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over

1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump

by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021

Colorado Special

When you use a Woman’s yeast infection to make a Microbrew IPA

Me: Ya this girl I was with last night had a nasty bread smell coming out of her legs.
Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special

by anonymous November 17, 2021

Colorado

A hormonal teenager

"how do you describe Colorado?"
"A hormonal teenager"

by Bitch ass definitions December 2, 2021

colorado nose job

when you can’t afford a nose job, so you go to colorado and do cocaine instead.

Woah, have you seen Ashley? She looks so coked out. I heard she got a colorado nose job.

by word girl to the rescue January 23, 2022