cockblock kermit

That one fucking brown kid that always stops the really nasty sex of shelby steele and jim carey. This brown fucker oddly resembles kermit the frog. He also thinks he is the shit when it comes to fighting, Although he never stands up to Zach. What a fucking cunt. His name just happens to be vincent.

Brandon Lee: Hey Vincent VanGoh just stopped jim carey and shelby steele from having sex.

Matt Damon: What a cockblock kermit!

by Bignigmang May 13, 2009

Cockblock

To provide a metaphorical, but quite effective, block of your friends cock with a woman's vag!

"Yo Bob, that fuckstain kid Doyle, just cockblocked me from getting another piece of ass!"

"What a cockblock!"

by Omanz December 28, 2005

stfu you cocksucker

General insult towards a single person who cannot stop talking. eg. "H2Haxor, im sick of your shit. STFU YOU COCKSUCKER OR ILL BAN YOUR ASS!"

ffs, stfu you cocksucker, im sick of your shit.

by Epheral September 7, 2008

cocksucker

a generalized term of abuse to a man's penis.

That skank sure cocksuckered that man's penis

by moonchick411 September 29, 2010

cocksucking tool

Originally the poster on FC formerly known as DangNabbit.
Now used on anyone who is being a prick.

Dang, you are such a cocksucking tool!

by discordian December 19, 2003

Cockblock

When a guy gets in the way of you trying to get with a girl.

You are about to take a girl to your apartment so you will be alone and your friend comes tag along and messes up you chance of getting laid.

by Chad Hayward http://www.chadhayward.net July 4, 2005

racist cocksucker

Look up "Mexican" on Urban Dictionary. Definition # 15. That person.

"Whoever wrote definition #15 of Mexican on urban dictionary is a racist cocksucker."

by aliteratemexican March 28, 2009