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Cock blocker

When someone blocks you from having sex
"cock blocker" you are at the bar about to leave with a girl about to have sex then all of a sudden a guy says "so how are your AIDS" to you then the girl leaves
by darkassassin9474 July 9, 2010
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Cock Blocker

A girl who continuosly knocks on your apartment door right as you are going to get busy with your boyfriend.
Knock knock....shit, it's Tia, AGAIN! She is such a Cock Blocker!
by sinderella16 July 25, 2011
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cluck blocked

eg. At the BBQ Aryeh was trying to hit on Ilana but was cluck blocked by Rebecca who quite fancied the pants off him.

Usage: "Man, that girl totally cluck blocked you!"
by LemonLion October 31, 2013
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Cock blocker

A person who in which may intentionally or unintentionally prevent the sexual activity of those around them.
Maises parents were a pair of cock blockers when Joe was getting his pickle tickeled they walked in... cock blockers
by Digbickforehead December 16, 2016
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Cock-blocked by geometry

AKA the pornhub video buffering. Or the white circle of doom.
Guy 1: dude i got cock-blocked by geometry last night
Guy 2: haha the video buffered huh?
Guy 1: yeah. I need better internet.
by Tacocat777 March 6, 2017
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Cock blocker

Someone who stops a female from getting dick
My friend interrupted me while I was tryna fuck what a cock blocker
by Bhaddi bitch April 22, 2019
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Cock-Blockdown

When you're horny as fuck for some Tinder dudes cock, to give you a good pussy pounding, but this Covid-19 has you on lockdown
Cheers to Covid 19, for being the biggest cockblock in 2020. Just rang my beak dealer and offered my pussy out for a gram of bash. He is self isolating, so no cock and no bash. What a Cock-Blockdown this is!!!
by Anna Key DnB April 28, 2020
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