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flapper clapper

Used to describe a girls loose pussy lips that clap when she walks.
"Damn that bitch has a huge set of flapper clappers on her."
"Her flapper clappers are so loose you can fit a football through them."
"My brother always takes one for the team, he always gets stuck with the flapper clappers."
by Panadero Saint January 9, 2008
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oops I crapped my pants

A fake commercial from the popular television show SNL. This skit first aired sometime in the mid 90s.
"Imagine this pitcher of ice tea is a gallon of your feces..."

"How do you know so much about Oops I Craped My Pants?"
"Because I'm wearing them...and I just did."
by Liz February 20, 2005
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Capped out

When you cap so much you can’t cap any more.
This man always has an excuse when we ask him to party; he’s capped out!
by Javanfromthecut December 4, 2019
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clipped dick

1) A male with a circumcised schlong (putz).

2) The actual dong itself with it's "permanent haircut".

3) By extension, the term has also been used to describe entire groups of people who practice circumcision for religious, cultural or other reasons. "Clipped dick" has been noticeably applied as slang for Jewish people.
There goes Frank. He's got a clipped dick.

There goes Frank. He's a clipped dick.
by Frank Klaune January 2, 2005
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Crapped the Tablet

An unfortunate event whereby you rely on somebody to do you a solid and the person in question utterly fails you.

Origin: Derived from the event where a medicinal capsule or tablet is not absorved by the body and is passed in the feces, proving to be useless beyond your control.
I forgot to turn in my assignment before I left, so I told Jimmy to turn it in for me. Unfortunately he crapped the tablet and now I'm failing the class.
by Buster T Foodcube April 29, 2006
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crapped out

for something to die without sudden warning.
You couldn't imagine how pissed I was when I fired up my computer this morning and found out that my three week old 160 GB drive crapped out on me.
by ricky roma November 18, 2003
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clapper

a mutherfuckin Gun

term used mostly in the South
get to steppin before i pull out that clapper.
by bubbakush123 May 5, 2010
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