by PHXDD May 11, 2021
Get the Crawfish Castlemug. A sexual phenomenon in which a woman slowly roasts her tits in a crock pot until they are tomato red. She then lines up 9 eggplants in 3 rows of 3 after slathering them in Sweet Massachusetts Marinade. Once they are prepped she takes a pair of stilts and gives them to a man who then shoves them in her Moist Porthole until she feels the need to erratically unicycle. While cycling the man balance on the horizontal stilts and helicopters his pecker 100 times. This unlocks a portal through her German Jungle and they both end up in Cincinnati willing, naked, and afraid. The eggplants are left behind as a ritual for any frisky lady to do a squat for the pure bliss of appreciating nature. Go 49ers!
That lady looks like her cunt has been stuffed with stilts, she must have been doing a Jethros Castle. What a slut.
by Sweet Baby Coitus November 18, 2023
Get the jethros castlemug. **Email Castling** organizes Gmail by use cases, like chess castling for strategic positioning.
**Personal Use:**
- **Inbox:** For personal messages.
- **Social:** Emails from social platforms.
- **Promotions:** Offers and ads.
**Professional Use:**
- **Work:** Professional communications.
- **Projects:** Emails for each project.
- **Networking:** Professional connections.
**Educational Use:**
- **Academic Correspondence:** With educators and peers.
- **Coursework:** Related to studies.
- **School Announcements:** Institutional updates.
**Miscellaneous Use:**
- **Updates:** From apps and services.
- **Travel:** Trip details.
- **Finance:** Financial alerts.
Each category is a "castle," protecting and sorting emails for easy management and retrieval, tailored to life's different areas. It's a systematic approach to declutter and streamline email handling.
**Personal Use:**
- **Inbox:** For personal messages.
- **Social:** Emails from social platforms.
- **Promotions:** Offers and ads.
**Professional Use:**
- **Work:** Professional communications.
- **Projects:** Emails for each project.
- **Networking:** Professional connections.
**Educational Use:**
- **Academic Correspondence:** With educators and peers.
- **Coursework:** Related to studies.
- **School Announcements:** Institutional updates.
**Miscellaneous Use:**
- **Updates:** From apps and services.
- **Travel:** Trip details.
- **Finance:** Financial alerts.
Each category is a "castle," protecting and sorting emails for easy management and retrieval, tailored to life's different areas. It's a systematic approach to declutter and streamline email handling.
by TaskForce77 March 11, 2024
Get the Gmail castlingmug. P1: what game should I get?
P2: Castle Story, it's a pretty good game.
P1: alright I'll check it out.
P2: Castle Story, it's a pretty good game.
P1: alright I'll check it out.
by brick duster April 29, 2022
Get the Castle Storymug. She is a fighter and strong and will do anything to help out the people she is close to. She will protect you as long as you stay on her good side. She loves gacha life and she is bisexual. If you gain her trust then you can find a good side to her and if you turn on her she will break in your body. She is a good person and will keep her friends out of danger.
by the1dev September 24, 2020
Get the Analyca Castlemug. When you are so humiliated by your own stupidity on the Fresh & Fit podcast that you leave on your own accord, instead of Myron having to evict you by force using a security guard, which would be a normal “castle.”
Myron: “Alright, so ‘low-IQ’ left too?”
Another 304: “…yeah.”
Myron: “Alright, cool.”
Fresh: “…self castle.”
Myron: “Yeah, self castle, that’s fine, that’s fine.”
Another 304: “…yeah.”
Myron: “Alright, cool.”
Fresh: “…self castle.”
Myron: “Yeah, self castle, that’s fine, that’s fine.”
by johnqdoe April 24, 2024
Get the self castlemug. Euphemism for engaging in intimacy, esp. with a hater and a gatekeeper, who is also God's favourite princess, and the most interesting girl in the world (see Shadowheart). Originated in Baldur's Gate 3, an RPG released in 2023 by Larian Studios.
Shadowheart: "Though I'm still finding sand in my hair - I wonder what the others will think of that..."
Tav: "They will naturally assume we snuck away to make sand castles in the middle of the night."
Shadowheart: "But of course they will. I hope we'll have more opportunities to slip away... and make sand castles."
Aliona Baranova: "Sometimes you can just tell when someone's good at making sandcastles, right? I haven't tested my theory, but I feel like I know... I feel like you can tell, by someone's personality, if they're good at making sandcastles or not. What do you think?"
Jennifer English: "I'm bad at making sandcastles."
Jennifer Sandcastles: "I'm very good at making sandcastles, for the record... I'm great at sandcastles, call me Jennifer Sandcastles."
Tav: "They will naturally assume we snuck away to make sand castles in the middle of the night."
Shadowheart: "But of course they will. I hope we'll have more opportunities to slip away... and make sand castles."
Aliona Baranova: "Sometimes you can just tell when someone's good at making sandcastles, right? I haven't tested my theory, but I feel like I know... I feel like you can tell, by someone's personality, if they're good at making sandcastles or not. What do you think?"
Jennifer English: "I'm bad at making sandcastles."
Jennifer Sandcastles: "I'm very good at making sandcastles, for the record... I'm great at sandcastles, call me Jennifer Sandcastles."
by Eclipsekidney October 3, 2025
Get the to make sand castlesmug.