Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire

Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable

Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE

by hungryangrybill March 16, 2011

Blowing out the candles

The act of spreading dollar bills on your palms and blowing them onto a dancer while she is on her back or hands and knees.

Going to the titty club and blowing out the candles on a strippers stomach up to her tits.

by Trailer Daddy February 18, 2010

candle handle

to pour hot candle wax on a mans private area. Used as an effective contraceptive. Never to be done. EVER.

Girl: " Hey baby, id love to candle handle you"

by kitten8905 November 13, 2010

candle box

Red pubic hair on a girl.

That red head I picked up last night has a nice candle box.

by Tallyedinthehall December 15, 2011

careless whisper

when you go down on someone and they fart in your face (usually silently hence whisper) I suppose there could be a careless howler

when i was eating helen from behind she released a wicked careless whisper so i kicked her out of her own place. That's how we do.

by adambalder September 30, 2007

dirty carlee

when you eat your girl out and she shits in your mouth

Holy Fuck did you just pull a dirty carlee

by a dude hehe August 29, 2019

Carder

A collector or lover of cards.

"Wow, look at all of your cards"
"Yeah, I'm a Carder"

by Cardman July 31, 2013