A sexy ass muthafucker who has a very fat large cock and often caught being YOLOing with his niggas. he'll kick your ass without moving, thats how buffed up and sexy he is. Sometimes his large dick drags against the ground causing massive earthquakes throughout southern Asia. It has been said that those who talk to him become enlightened forever and become geniuses, such as Einstein and their cocks become all powerful beings who rule the earth for a millennium.
"Dude, your the most awesome person i've ever met, who are you?"
A Rich white dude typically tall and looks thentening but is really just a pussy that wouldn’t hurt a fly. A carder uses its money in desperate measures in order to secure the bread. Astrologicly compatible with a Mainong
A serial carder is known to prey on virgins who are typically 'late' to lose their virginity. These girls are most often fresh out of high school and tend to be the last of their friends to be v-carded. The serial carder swoops in and tells these young girls anything and everything they want to hear in hopes of nailing a virgin. After swiping her v-card, the serial carder milks the situation to his advantage until the young girl is no longer young, at which point, he moves on to the next virgin.
Connie: OMG I finally had sex with Jarret! He told me he loves me! I think he might be the one!
Susie: Connie, your boyfriend is a serial carder. Not only is he going to dump you, but he already told me he wants to pop my cherry on prom night...
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*