Cap off the Rip

v. (slang) - to receive oral sex immediately before any conversation or dialogue may be spoken between partners

Layman's terms - Getting head from the start, no words, no questions asked. Just mouth to rod.

Jay: Aye kinfolk real tee, last night...man I got that fire ass head.. as soon as Jen walked in thru the do' she capped me off the rip.

R.J. :......MOUF!

As I said. No questions. No words. Just cap off the rip.

by GettinMoufed February 16, 2010

Cap Dap

A cap dap is a greeting between two males in which they drop their drawers and "dap" each other....not with their hands but with the tip, or cap, of their penises.

"Hey whats up homie!"

"What up!"

Cap dapping ensues

by D2D September 16, 2012

cap'n crunch

an obviously drunk cartoon character used to promote the best tasting cereal line, ever. peanut butter and choco-donut crunch mixed together and eaten with chocolate milk has been known to produce effects in the brain associated with LSD and crack cocaine.

'... in each special marked box of Cap'n Crunch cereal you'll find a torch lighter and a glass novelty tube. Imagine the uses, kids!

by cereal killa January 18, 2005

CAP Van

The Civil Air Patrol van or the main means of transportation (besides the CAP owned aircraft) for Civil Air Patrol Cadets. The vans usually sit up to 11 people comfortablly and usually are the rides to competitions, activities, beacon searchs, missions, etc. The CAP van is often compared to the band bus or the marching band bus simply because of the usage and the events that occur in the van. Uniform changes, practical jokes, games, you name it.

Cadet 1: "What happened on the CAP van that everyone is talking about?"

Cadet 2: "You don't want to know..."

Example 2

Cadet Lieutenant: "Listen motards, pile into the van asap. We're doing a beacon search."

by Anthony Matta October 20, 2007

cap'n bloodsnatch

menstruation (a cruder way of saying on the rag or that time of the month)

Betty isn't staying over tonight 'cause ol' Cap'N Bloodsnatch dropped in for a visit.

by Joe Gentile August 16, 2007

cap and hide

When a girl doesn't feel like brushing her hair but has to go out in public, she will grap a cap to hide her messed up mop in and let the rest hang out as a ponytail in the back.

I didn't feel like brushing my fro so I just put a hat on and did the old cap and hide.

by FASH1976 March 9, 2010

cap suck

CAP SUCK IS A SLANG WORD FOR BLOW JOB

MY GIRL FRIEND GAVE ME A KILLER CAP SUCK LAST NIGHT !!!!
I COULD DO WITH A CAP SUCK RIGHT NOW !!!

by DOZSIM September 5, 2017