The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.
Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!
by gelatin.skelet0n January 9, 2019
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1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.
2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.
1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.
2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.
by DriftinLuke February 4, 2019
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