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Definitions by DriftinLuke

synotsified 

Completely full.
Is your sufficiency entirely synotsified?
synotsified by DriftinLuke September 6, 2020

Banana-ram 

When a very obese woman knuckles her vagina in a public place.
Shari has her pants around her ankles in the bar, again. You think she is about to banana-ram? Poor Josh and John have to get the mop out.
Banana-ram by DriftinLuke August 18, 2019

tennessee gold 

Good music, specifically good Country or Americana music. Nashville was built on good music and many people got rich from writing good songs, thus being referred to as gold.
That ol' boy ain't had a lick of sense. Luckily he keeps writin' that Tennessee Gold. Them royalty checks made him rich.
tennessee gold by DriftinLuke June 15, 2019

Scoville Shits 

Your anus' hangover after eating something high on the Scoville Chart.
I ate took the Johnny Scoville Death Nut Challenge and I'm dealing with the Scoville Shits something awful.
Scoville Shits by DriftinLuke February 4, 2019

Confederate Facial 

A Confederate Facial is when one of two events occur.

1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.

2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.
The South can only rise again if you give her the ol' Confederate Facial!
Confederate Facial by DriftinLuke February 4, 2019