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Lazy Coconut

1. When a male is engaging in intercourse with a female, and wishes to ejaculate in his partner's mouth, however releases too early and ejaculates on her chest.

2. Dropping off dirty dishes on the bar in a gaming room instead of rinsing them in the sink and putting them in the dishwasher.
I was with Ben last night and he wanted to blow in my mouth, but the bastard came too early and gave me a lazy coconut!
by Adam Hopkins. March 6, 2011
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Smol-Coconut

A name for someone whose hair is somewhat frizzy on the top of their head. You may also call them that if that person is a smol-bean in general.
Sad Samantha is such a Smol-Coconut it is adorable.
by weirdloudmouth January 17, 2017
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Savannah Coconut

Elephant dung, which contains a surprising excess of water, which can be drinkable given dehydration or boredom.
Yo fam, you see that video of bear grylls drinking from a Savannah coconut?
by Canatron November 1, 2019
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Prolapsed Coconut

A sex position where one person is curled up in a ball similar to a coconut and is ruthlessly railed by another person until they cause their genitalia to prolapse.
Yeah dude, I totally participated in a prolapsed coconut last night. Couldn’t fucking walk for hours
by idk broski, microwaves yea? February 21, 2021
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The coconut crab

A shit enemy in the roblox game Bee swarm simulator. It drops shit loot and is only used for accessing the coconut cave. Spawns in 35 bee zone.
SHIT THE COCONUT CRAB KILLED ME AGAIN
by defined.com November 22, 2022
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Medium-Rare Coconut Taco

Another name for a stimulated pussy that is unshaven to the point where it is a hairy forest.
Polo rubbed Olivia's medium-rare coconut taco.
by Loveless187 June 4, 2018
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blowing the coconut

When someone gives you a blowjob and you release coconut “cum” out
Me: what did you and your girl do last night?
Friend: she was blowing the coconut and it went everywhere!
by coconutblower69 December 2, 2020
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