Camel Store

A gas station or mini mart owned by a middle easterner. Camel Stores are usually small and dirty. The owner usually speaks little or no English. Camel Store bathrooms are particularly dirty, they also water down their gas. Camel Store owners sell junk food under WIC and Food Stamps, they also ring up multiple bags of pork rinds for black people buying Newport's with food stamps. Signs in the windows usually read in big print "WE ACCEPT QUEST CARDS" Camel Stores cheat the lottery so you never get any good scratch off's or paper tickets. If a jackpot is won at a camel store it's usually by the owner. Camel Stores in bad neighborhoods get robbed a lot, so they put prison like bars over the glass windows with a little slot to put your money into. Generally, camel stores are a last resort. Popular names for camel stores are Marathon, Mobil, Amaco, 7-11, and occasionally BP, Speedway, and Citgo. Some also have off names like Hico or Himalayan.

"Don't shop at Marathon, that's a camel store"
"I bought a powerball from the camel store and lost, I only got 10 miles to the gallon from their gas too"

by TobiMikami August 27, 2014

Pussy camel

A guy that can literally go without sex for years and it doesn't bother him a bit

Dude mikes not been laid in years but look he could care less that dudes a pussy camel

by Mustang302 May 1, 2014

camel toaster

When a man or woman puts his/her penis in a toaster. Once cooked to the proper temperature, the person then takes a massive shit in his kids mouth. As soon as the kid ejaculates milk from his vagina the zookeeper takes the polar bears for a 15 minute walk.

Sorry I was late for our movie date. I had to make sure my children had a camel toaster before bedtime.

by penisenlargment May 28, 2017

camel wedgie

Front wedgie or pulling the panties way up in front .

My wife had a huge camel wedgie..

by hartee46 March 1, 2011

camel girl

a girl that hasa cracked out teeth and comes from a crack family and only dates guys that will fuck each other

hey nick me and camel girl broke up you should date her and then we can fuck her

cool zach sounds great

by loveforcamel May 20, 2011

boob camel

Usually they have really big manboobs bigger than most women he also looks like a camel

Girl:he is such a jerk with big man boobs and he looks like a camel
Boy:he is such a boob camel

by Cuddles toothy May 31, 2017

camel knight

A racial slur for a Middle Eastern person I.e. a camel jockey.

I don’t want to go to work today, all I work with is a bunch of smell camel knights.

by Soisitpeace February 14, 2018