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Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.
When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.
by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024
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Bohemian Glazed Cob

The act of stacking donuts on someone's dick, having them ejaculate all over them as glaze, and then eating the donuts like you would eat a cob of corn.
"Dude my girl gave me the Bohemian Glazed Cob yesterday, she was crazy with the eating part."
by Lucas255 April 3, 2026
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Popcorn on the Cob

Nebraskan style popcorn: Fresh and perfect for people too lazy to take the kernals off before microwaving it.
Hick 1: What is this?
Hick 2: It's popcorn on the cob, fresh off the stalk!
by NebraskanStyle May 2, 2010
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Corn on my cob

When you get done with anal and your have bits of “corn on your cob”
He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”
by MyNameIsJeff1997 January 10, 2018
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Jac on the cob

This is someone who’s very very important to the people around them. Although they may not see it themself they are a good looking, amazing, caring, funny person who deserves the world. They’re the kind of person to help you even if they’re not doing great themself. You’re a lucky person if you get a Jac on a cob as a best mate. You should look after them and make them happy. Show them that they’re loved and cared for as sometimes they fail to see that for themself. Remind them not to let others bring them down because people who don’t treat them with respect aren’t worth changing themself over. Although usually they’re one of the best people to Go to for help or to cheer you up, sometimes they need cheering up too. Don’t become dependent on them as they might need help too. It’s ok to be sad, reassure them that you’re here for them. Overall jac on the cobs are honestly one of the best kind of people. You need to help them realise that. They’re never ugly. They’re never selfish. They’re never useless. They’re never unworthy of being loved and cared about. they’re amazing people.
by BethAnIceCube May 22, 2018
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Corn On My Cob

When a women gives the best oral sex you could ever have. (NO BITING)
Her: Did you enjoy that?
Me: Yeah it was a Corn on my Cob for me
by Devin92140 December 11, 2018
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Stoobin' up da cob

The act of making a dildo, based off of a real dick using a piece of corn on the cob.
"Hey want to hang at my place later" "sorry I cant I'm stoobin' up da cob"
by LittleKidLoverMichaelScott March 17, 2019
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