Definitions by LittleKidLoverMichaelScott

Stoobin' up da cob

The act of making a dildo, based off of a real dick using a piece of corn on the cob.

"Hey want to hang at my place later" "sorry I cant I'm stoobin' up da cob"

When an italian boyfriend cheats on his german/Japanese girlfriend

Dont trust Mario, when I dated him he did a Mussolini's booty tap.