A Brett Barnes

Like the Harvey Wallbanger or Tom Collins, it's a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. It's simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. Happy Hour).

"Can I help you?"

"Yeah, get me a Brett Barnes."

by Brett Barnes May 17, 2006

pj brett

Dumb ass dipshit that eats queef. He also likes to get buttlove from his boyfriends steve, jim, bubba, commander assmonkey, and bobo. see queef

if you think that pj brett is cool, you must be so stupid that a piece af donkey cum is smarter than you

by steve, jim, bubba, commander assmonkey, and bobo October 3, 2004

Isabelle Brett

an obsession with wanking to Danny Devito whilst eating cheddar cheese.

BRo, why isn't Helen in school?

Apparently she got thrown in an asylum for pulling an Isabelle Brett

by dannyisbae May 30, 2019

stoner brett

bi he/they guy (headcanon) on the tv show glee that's known for being high all the time. was also a prom king candidate in season 5.

stoner brett is my comfort character. he's unproblematic cause he was high all the time so you cant blame him for anything he says or does.

by that_bi_gleek September 6, 2020

Where's the Brett-mice-ter?

Code, when at a party or social event, secretly saying that it is "time to leave."

Hey man, where's the brett-mice-ter?

I was thinking the same thing.

by Joom Joom June 15, 2010

to brett favre it

To Brett Favre it: to be indecisive about something.

Based on Brett Favre's decision to keep quitting and then returning to professional football.

"Yo, you finally stop hitting that?"
"Nah, I think I'm gonna Brett Favre it and go back."

"So are we getting deep dish or thin crust?"
"I don't know, he's still Brett Favreing it."

"Did you chose between Jill or Stacy?"
"Nope. I'm just going to Brett Favre it and go back and forth until one of them gets too pissed."

by notbillclinton August 18, 2009

elyse and brett

the most gorgous girl you will ever meet with the softest lips also the best girlfriend ever and really likes to box out and likes to suck ur face off

Guy: did u c elyse and brett they were all over each other

by yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 23, 2006