super blumpkin 

Just like the regular blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) except your eating a sub or sandwich. preferably mr.hero.

"Dude Adams mom totally gave me a super blumpkin"

or

"that fat bitch loves them super blumkins, almost as much as gobblers."

super blumpkin by Drew babyy TR October 28, 2006

Fake Blumpkin 

you sit down on the toilet to get ready for a blumpkin as the girl goes down you stand up and shove her face into the toilet and proceed to give her a swirley

i got fake blumpkined yesturday

Fake Blumpkin by mike oxslong has to poop December 23, 2008

Progressive Blumpkin 

Progessive Blumpkin - A Procedure on how to actually get a Blumpkin

Step 1) Fart a lot in her presence during oral sex and regular fucking. Do this for at least 3 months or until she gets used to the smell of your rancid bowels.

Step 2) Shit yourself during oral sex and/or while banging the snot out of the bitch. Act completely embarassed when this happens! "I agree that was awful... let's take it into the bathroom next time!"

Step 3) Enjoy your Blumpkin filled future life together.

"Man that Progressive Blumpkin shit really worked! Man I can't so much as fart without that dirty whore wanting to suck my mule or least bite my nuts... thanks Progressive Blumpkin"

Progressive Blumpkin by Tyler Breckenridge November 10, 2005

Bruce Lee Blumpkin

After receiving fellatio and depositing feces in the lavatory you proceed to give a doubled handed karate chop to both sides of the neck to the person who just gave you fellatio

Denise passed out from the pain from our Bruce Lee Blumpkin session we had last night

Bruce Lee Blumpkin by coffee pot September 3, 2008

Country Blumpkin 

An off-shoot of the famous Blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) but performed in an outhouse. Porto-potties are an acceptable substitute, provided the location is rural.

"Uncle Cooter done got a Country Blumpkin from Mary Jane Rottencrotch last night"

Country Blumpkin by Texas Haz June 13, 2008

Bloomin Blumpkin 

The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit while eating a Bloomin' Onion from the Outback Steakhouse. Those three small successes equal the major one known as the 'Bloomin Blumpkin'. This is the pinnacle of achievement one can possibly attain during a lifetime. Nobel Prize winners hope to one day receive a Bloomin Blumpkin.

Sean: "You know Claire from LOST?"

Justin: "The Australian one, yeah shes pretty cute"

Sean: "I'd let her serve me a bloomin blumpkin!"

Justin: "If only! I could die a happy man after that"

Bloomin Blumpkin by themanswh March 4, 2010

Chinese Blumpkin 

Performing cunnilingus on woman while she has a bowel movement and is also menstruating. Named after Red China.

"Sheila was very frisky while we were getting ready for bed last night," said John, excitedly. "She asked me to give her a Chinese Blumpkin!

Chinese Blumpkin by GrossVocab99 February 5, 2010