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American Beer

What the rest of the world knows as water.
I thought I asked for a beer, not a dasani.
by PL4E May 13, 2005
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beer farts

Beer farts are the product of drinking too much beer, especially but not exclusively bitter.

They are incredibly smelly and frequent, and make your bum itch.

Beer farts are the worst thing to develop on a date, unless you feel comfortable blaming noxious odours on your partner.
John: "Bloody hell Jim, after those bitters last night I've been farting all morning!"
Jim: "Me too - the beer farts are coming thick and fast!"

What's that smell? Beer farts.

Man: "It's so good of you to agree to go out with me."
{Cue uncontrollable beer farts}
Woman: "Was that you?"
Man: "No you smelly ogre, it was you!"
by Jamie Douglas January 20, 2007
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beer bogganing

The common Canadian practice of consuming alcoholic beverages and tobogganing on local hills, an important rite of passage into high school for many Canadian students.
I went beer bogganing once and can attest to the fun of it. I fell down and hurt myself, but not too badly.
by Greg Wester January 15, 2006
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root beer

Previously used in the pharmaceutical industry (much like Dr. Pepper), this delicious nectar now comes in nearly 300 flavors, and is microbrewed with nearly as much vigor as its alcholic cousin, pure beer. Root beer is so named due to it's ingredients, including berries, spices, and actual roots and stems from various plants.
IBC is possibly the finest, mass-produced root beer on the planet.
by Bill Grove December 8, 2003
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beer gear

noun - clothes you wear when you go out with the intention of getting completely wasted and making a mess of yourself.
"Man, I am gonna get totally hammered tonight, I better put on my beer gear!"
by Ray-Z January 17, 2006
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beer mouth

The taste in your mouth after a night of beer drinking
"I had so much beer last night i have a serious case of beer mouth"
by renobenoc April 26, 2008
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Beer Lifter

Any teenager or young adult who, while at parties will naturally lift up stray beer cans looking for that "last sip." These tend to be frugal individuals who will do whatever they can to get a free buzz.
"Dude did you see that beer lifter last night? I saw him go through every can in the place."
by WillDHope February 10, 2009
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