Sky Beaver

A female Paratrooper whose sexual behavior is considered immoral.

A female Paratrooper who has a lot of sexual relationships in the barracks

Brother, did you see her performance last night in the barracks. Hell yeah man, she is most definitely a Sky Beaver.

by Devil Strike NCO October 4, 2019

crazy mad beaver bitch

a crazy bitch that needs to shave her beaver.

wow man I am never going to that whore house again. A crazy mad beaver bitch tried to gnaw off my willie.

by Lionel Matson February 21, 2008

beaver picture

A pornographic film.

"Uli Kunkol? Her co-star in the beaver picture?"
"Beav..? You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy?"

by Old Duder September 10, 2007

beaver

A chicks hairy pussy.

Remember...Save a tree, Eat a beaver!!!

by cartman5000 July 31, 2004

beavecoon

What GW BOOSH wished he was.

A strange mutation found in all northern forests in Bermuda. It is a cross between a Beaver and a Raccoon. It has the head of a beaver and the body or a raccoon. It is extremely dangerous and has the ability to do absolutely nothing dangerous.

Person 1: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWGGG!!!!!
Person 2: "WHAT WHAT???!!!"
Person 1: Ahhh, wait nevermind it's just a beavecoon.

by canihaveyanumba July 15, 2010

skeet beaver

Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.

Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.

John: Dude, did you get your refund?

Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.

John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.

by Quackenblatz June 12, 2008

Beaver Dam

preventing a female from hooking up with another person.

Man, this girls is diggin me but her friend keeps beaver damming me.

by Nippyfresh April 15, 2010